Stupid question of le week

WTF?

  • 14 hours ago

    • One thing… for the world.



    It was either that or free health care but bacon is yummy and health care, not so much.

  • 20 hours ago

    • Bacon. Apparently it IS the answer to everything

    brispeak:

    problemsolvingpanda answered your question: What do you do?

    with more tasty, crispy bacon of course!!!!

    I don’t know who you are but I like you.

    Another problem solved by bacon!

    Source: brispeak

  • 1 day ago > brispeak
  • 1

    • Bacon. Apparently it isn’t the answer to everything :(

    simplediamonds:

    problemsolvingpanda answered your question: My birthday is coming up on the 7th…

    bacon

    lol, I’m Jewish. :s

    /facepalm

    Source: simplediamonds

  • 1 day ago > simplediamonds
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    • Rhymes with Judy



    I do not know how that even happened.

  • 1 day ago

    • Q:your not funny your actually quite stupid immature and have no self confidence aka why you do the things you do get off tumblr you motherfucking idiot

    Anonymous

    1) “your not funny”. you should be using “you’re”. your is the possessive form of “you” which is not applicable here unless grammar is not really your thing (see what I did there?). 
    2) “your actually quite stupid immature”. you did the wrong “your” thing again. also, there should be a comma after stupid.
    3) “motherfucking” is actually 2 words.
    4) You should probably calm down and go make me a sammich

    Best of luck seeking gainful employment :)

    P.S. Would you like to be friends on the Facebook thing? 

  • 2 days ago

    • Bieber plays rough.



    I’m trying to picture this photographer (which is a pun).
    I’m trying to picture him telling his picture taking buddies about this.

    Photographer: Hey guys.. Justin Bieber roughed me up
    Buddy #1: Ummmm why would you even tell anyone that?
    Buddy #2: Yeah dude, that kind of makes you a huge pussy.
    Photographer: But guys.. it was Justin Beiber, he is famous.
    Buddy #1: So what you are saying is that you got your ass kicked by some famous chick? That still makes you a complete pussy.
    Photographer: Justin Bieber is a boy.
    Buddy #1: I don’t think so, but whatever.
    Buddy #2: Agreed. You are a pussy.
    Photographer: But… he hurt me.
    Buddy #1: I could see you telling us if you got roughed up by Selena Gomez. That would be kinda hot and something to brag about, but basically a little girl, or boy if you wanna look at that way, made you cry.
    Buddy #2: I don’t think we should be friends anymore.
    Buddy #1: Yeah. Go take pictures somewhere else. 

  • 2 days ago
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    • Never underestimate the power of gum

    The gum thing works.  Legit.

  • 2 days ago
  • 2

    • OOC?





  • 2 days ago

    • Baristas. Do not trust them.

    Serious. Baristas are weird.

    Bug-eyed goatee barista is probably not on drugs.

    This barista puts the lotion on the skin and probably has a little white poodle dog



    This barista is obviously a hipster and we all know to stay away from those mother fuckers



    This barista is not even human. Some kind of semi-transparent half alien half invisible super barista. 



    I don’t know why but this barista thinks he is one of the chicks from the Price is  Right. Also, never trust anyone that wears a bandanna.



    This barista is getting way too aroused about the whole process and probably does crazy shit to your coffee when you aren’t looking.



    This barista lives in his mom’s basement and probably hasn’t killed anyone.  Yet. 



    So yeah….. don’t trust baristas.

  • 3 days ago
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